knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
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Anonymous asked: zAYN DRESSED AS VERONICA TO PLEASE LIAM. GOOD LUCK WITH THIS.
"Liam, Mr. Prescott’s on line one for you. And I’m sitting out here thinking about sucking your cock." Zayn would be the least productive secretary Liam ever had, but he just couldn’t find it in himself to fire him.
in NYC today x
We look up at the same stars, and see such different things. — (via iriemari)
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